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MsCarlalee 61 T 9  Artículos	The Successful    3/8/2015 Four men went golfing one day. Three of them went to the 1st tee while the other went to to the club house to pay the bill. The three men started bragging on their sons. The first man said "My is a successful home builder. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. The second man said "My is such a good car salesman that he know owns a multi-line dealership. And because ... 4 Comentarios, 229 Vistas, 17 Votos ,5.67 Puntuación
Otis_Good 71 H 18  Artículos	Listen up   15/7/2015 I was talking to my ex one day after sex and asked who is the best lover you ever had ? I was feeling pretty sure she was going to say me after the fancy fuck I just gave her but no . Yap yap yap she went on and on . I kind of stoped listening until I heard . And in the shower Rose said you might as well wash my back and ass a deal is a deal . What ? What deal ? I asked . Rose my second roommate ... 2 Comentarios, 304 Vistas, 15 Votos ,2.52 Puntuación
wickedcat2006 49 M 145  Artículos	gossipers!!!   15/6/2015 Mildred, the church gossiper and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused a new member, Henry, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of ... 3 Comentarios, 244 Vistas, 39 Votos ,6.82 Puntuación
Badazzboy4U 33 H 3  Artículos	Fucked up families   4/6/2015 There's a story in one of the Charles Town, Wes Virginiay news about a brother and sister who went to their sons High School graduation because all three graduated on the same day in 2008. The really weird thing is that he has several profiles on this and other sites and uses a photo of him with his sister taken at the Graduation Party in 2008. Now that is really fucked up!!! ... 0 Comentarios, 64 Vistas, 7 Votos ,3.55 Puntuación
suryareddy004 20 H 1  Artículo	my first romance   28/5/2015 haii friends, this is my real experience in my life.once my Aunty's came to my house for spend her holidays.she was very beautiful and sexy.I loved her so much.one day night do small fighting between she and her mom.then she get nervous feeling. and she come to my bed beside of me.then time is gone.then I put my hand at her PUSSY.then she shifted her face beside of my face, and she give a small ... 0 Comentarios, 121 Vistas, 7 Votos ,2.28 Puntuación
1HORNYOLDBUGGER2 54 H 3  Artículos	Having sex with The King! Thank you.. Thank you very much...   15/4/2015 I have always found ways to make a girl bust up laughing; while we have sex.. Creative singing is one them.. I have a knack for turning something innocent; into something naughty..... For instance.. I heard an Elvis song while driving to a date. Latter when we were ready for a romp, I sang my dirty version. It went like this: Are you lonesome tonight?... ... 2 Comentarios, 94 Vistas, 11 Votos ,4.66 Puntuación
dh1313h 35 H 3  Artículos	For Fun   15/3/2015 A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she ... 3 Comentarios, 244 Vistas, 20 Votos ,4.53 Puntuación
Kycre8iveman 71 H 0  Artículos	My Date From Hell!   18/2/2015 Written by: KyCre8iveGuy NOW THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ, MAY SEEM TOTALLY WEIRD AND COMPLETELY CRAZY…BUT HAND OVER MY HEART…IT’S THE COMPLETE TRUTH!! I met a young lady on a Transgendered website. She was 35-years-old, had long blonde, beautiful hair and the face and body of a Goddess. We chatted for a while on the website and through personal emails. Eventually, we ... 6 Comentarios, 297 Vistas, 39 Votos ,4.62 Puntuación
rm_canwechat1 72 H 1  Artículo	IRONY   13/1/2015 Isn't it Ironic that this page is blank, can one surmise from that that there is nothing funny about sex? from my experience it can't be so, many a gut splitting laugh has come out of the absurd situation we sometimes find ourselves in in the pursuit of sex. 0 Comentarios, 35 Vistas, 8 Votos ,3.01 Puntuación
missourimuffdive 63 H 1  Artículo	Dead Roses!   21/11/2014 On my fifth wedding anniversary i decided to get my wife a dozen red roses, they looked a little wilted and thought that they just needed some water and some miracle grow for flowers. I bought the roses thinking that i could bring them back to life somehow. When i got home if put them in vase with some water and miracle grow. An hour had passed and they looked a little bit better but still looked ... 2 Comentarios, 91 Vistas, 5 Votos ,2.49 Puntuación
maximil_power 33 H 1  Artículo	A Realization After Sex   13/11/2014 So the encounter began as hot and passionate as ever! She started unbuttoning my shirt, but had to raise her arms so I could throw HER shirt off! She must have thought, forget the buttons, and tried to pull mine over my head too! We were tearing each other's clothes off like they were on fire! She went for my belt, I went for her bra, and after struggling like I was trying to ... 3 Comentarios, 231 Vistas, 18 Votos ,3.26 Puntuación
rm_goodsxwithu 53 P 10  Artículos	Funny   12/11/2014 Have you ever gotten rug burns from having sex on a carpet? There's nothing funny about it the next morning. 18 Comentarios, 133 Vistas, 29 Votos ,5.25 Puntuación
kimdan4fun 41 P 10  Artículos	Testimonials   7/11/2014 If you get one do you always allow it to show up on your profile or do you sometimes hide them? 5 Comentarios, 67 Vistas, 14 Votos ,3.30 Puntuación
prettyinpink838 40 P 6  Artículos	Going   31/10/2014 Funny how the longer you know someone the more you get use to seeing them going to the bathroom and how little it matters. 11 Comentarios, 126 Vistas, 24 Votos ,6.20 Puntuación
rm_3xthefun99 54 P 4  Artículos	Humor   21/10/2014 We think it's really funny how many guys want us to watch them jerk off on cam. Do they really think that's what people on here want to see? Oh and just an added note for those of you that think a woman is watching you on all those couple profiles. It isn't. 9 Comentarios, 90 Vistas, 19 Votos ,4.44 Puntuación
Pídeme una foto nosinglemenever 33 M 5  Artículos	Funny?   15/10/2014 If you write me and ask to fuck, suck or perform any other sex act with you before we've had a chance to chat first then I'll know you're just being funny. 9 Comentarios, 108 Vistas, 25 Votos ,6.56 Puntuación
lovestolick619 48 H 171  Artículos	Understanding Women   1/10/2014 A Woman's Vocabulary, Keywords and Meanings (as taken from an interview with a woman) FINE This is the word we use at the end of any argument in which we feel we are right, but need to shut you up. NEVER use 'Fine' to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your ... 3 Comentarios, 56 Vistas, 9 Votos ,4.07 Puntuación
lovestolick619 48 H 171  Artículos	Understanding Men   1/10/2014 "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH, " "SURE, HONEY, " OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated: "I ... 2 Comentarios, 42 Vistas, 7 Votos ,3.80 Puntuación
lovestolick619 48 H 171  Artículos	When Alice Went Deer Hunting   1/10/2014 It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asks her: "What are you up to?" Alice smiles: "I'm going hunting with you!" Jake, though he had many reservations about ... 2 Comentarios, 200 Vistas, 13 Votos ,4.82 Puntuación
Lost_Cause_69 51 H 6  Artículos	Hard Liquor...   20/9/2014 Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they’ve had in the last year. One girl says "The last 3 boyfriends I’ve had, I’ve named after soda pops. The first one i called 7up, because he had 7 inches and he knew how to keep it up. The second one i called mountain dew, because when it came to mounting he knew what to do. The third i called Jack Daniels." ... 8 Comentarios, 279 Vistas, 25 Votos ,6.67 Puntuación
Lost_Cause_69 51 H 6  Artículos	Lunch would be ready......   15/9/2014 A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a ... 2 Comentarios, 247 Vistas, 21 Votos ,6.84 Puntuación
Lost_Cause_69 51 H 6  Artículos	Three kinds of each...   6/9/2014 A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" the asks. "Yes. You see them and they make you cry." This ... 3 Comentarios, 157 Vistas, 20 Votos ,4.91 Puntuación
sadako2l 43 M 4  Artículos	Lesbian joke #69   4/9/2014 What do you call a can of tuna on a lesbian's coffee table? Potpourri 2 Comentarios, 88 Vistas, 19 Votos ,3.26 Puntuación
vazzaam1 37 H 7  Artículos	bar joke   19/7/2014 A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest is gay." The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest is gay, too!" On ... 7 Comentarios, 342 Vistas, 24 Votos ,6.65 Puntuación
GGnCerb 51 P 1  Artículo	Joke...   27/6/2014 How do you know you just had a good blow job? - When she gives you a blow job she sucks the sheets up your ass. Now how do you know the woman that just gave you that blow job is a good girl? - She pulls the sheets back out for you. 2 Comentarios, 88 Vistas, 25 Votos ,3.91 Puntuación
Pídeme una foto tmk345 41 H 12  Artículos	SIR   30/4/2014 A 1 Comentarios, 59 Vistas, 6 Votos ,1.66 Puntuación
thislustfulmind 42 H 28  Artículos	Fun Facts about the Great Vagina   28/4/2014 Fun Facts about the Great Vagina 7 Comentarios, 262 Vistas, 26 Votos ,7.02 Puntuación
thislustfulmind 42 H 28  Artículos	Interesting facts about the Penis   28/4/2014 Interesting facts about the Penis 6 Comentarios, 177 Vistas, 24 Votos ,7.33 Puntuación
rm_rituraj510 28 H 12  Artículos	Getting rid of Ex   4/4/2014 An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there’s a lamp. He picks it up, and as he starts to rub the dirt off of it, a genie comes out of the lamp and says, “I want to know the person you hate the most.” The explorer says, “That’s gotta be my ex-wife. Why?” “I am a cursed genie. I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish ... 3 Comentarios, 284 Vistas, 17 Votos ,5.39 Puntuación
rm_rituraj510 28 H 12  Artículos	how are people born?   4/4/2014 A asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about ... 3 Comentarios, 171 Vistas, 11 Votos ,4.85 Puntuación