When I was born, the doctor didn't slap me. But three nurses had to. In school I was a cute little , funny but shy. My jokes were so sexy, the girls routinely sat on my face to shut me up. We liked each other a lot... I can like a girl a lot for her mind. I can like her even more for what she doesn't mind. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . There are three stages in a man's life. One, you believe in Santa. Two, you don't believe Santa. Three, you are Santa! I am a reverse Santa, I bring gifts only for naughty girls. If you look up Santa's true origin in history books, you'll learn that he became a saint for giving gift to a naughty girl, too. Hmmm, could I be a saint already without knowing it ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Robert Briffault the historian writes: "In the pre-Christian era, the running was done by the women. Nudity was no cause for shame; women also undressed freely. The Queen of Ulster and all the 610 ladies of the Court came to meet Cuchulainn naked above the waist, and raising their skirts 'so as to expose their private parts', by which they showed how greatly they honoured him." I love these traditional family values! Go ahead, throw in my face "how much you honour me". Can you take a licking and keep on ticking? If we were really what we eat, I would be a pussy by now. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I have this unusual gift that as soon as I touch your body, I can feel everything you feel. My favorite game is to please you more and more and MORE until you discover new heights of delight... because we feel them together as one. I am a musician and I can play some very pleasurable music with your body. Come closer, let me give you a hug to start...

Mi persona ideal: It could be interesting to meet a woman who is a MENSA member like me, but it's not a prerequisite.